Jarrahdale Abstracts by Colin Abbott of Jarrahdale, Western Australia.: December 2005

Thursday, December 29, 2005

And how did that ruddy faced Santa Claus make his presence felt at our house? Through my ruddy credit card!

THE TERMINATOR has done it again. But this time, to my regret, he wasn't acting.

I OWE an awful lot to the Tax Department - headaches, nausea... and ulcers!

I never lie about politicians - the truth is bad enough!

PROSTITUTES enjoy an advantage on cold mornings - they don't have to get out of bed to go to work.

KNOWING that you know little, is knowing a great deal indeed.

PRIME MINISTER Howard's Industrial Relations changes are giving the workers plenty of food for thought - they think he's crackers!

STRUTH! If the monarchy ever gets the order of the boot, will we Aussies still be true blue?

IN England people drive on the left-hand side of the road. Why don't Australians try it?

SAFE sex is good...but there's not much room!