Jarrahdale Abstracts by Colin Abbott of Jarrahdale, Western Australia.

The random and sometimes illogical thoughts of Colin Hugh Abbott, Jarrahdale, Western Australia - a man who has nothing to complain about...but often does! Would you believe it? A real Victor Meldrew!

: Name: colinhughabbott; Location: Jarrahdale, Western Australia, Australia

Born Watford, England.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tiger Woods didn't make the cut.

Of course, on that fateful day, Tiger didn't make the cut. His wife did!

Exploding underpants!

What's the world coming to? Exploding underpants on board an aircraft? Jeez! Just wait until someone comes up with exploding calamari - they'll have to bring in the bomb squid for that!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Tiger Woods and the brassie

A brassie is a number 2 wooden club with a brass sole plate. And shame on those of you who thought it was one of Tiger Woods' girlfriends!

Monday, December 07, 2009

Tiger Woods and a round of golf

Tiger Woods, normally just plays a round. But lately, I'm sorry to say, he's been playing around.

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods had better adjust his angle of approach, 'cause his wife evidently thinks it's a bare lie!